~*~ Automotive Insanity ~*~
Reppin': RealKyleH
57 Cadillac Coupe & 1963 Lincoln Continental Convertible - Rednecks in the recession are selling off their lawn holders cheap.
Die Cast Cars - Every car owner has them and it's not a toy, it's a model!
Porting a 13B - Hey, awesome, Aeka 2.0 just created another ported extremely loud rotary engine to piss off everyone at the track and run 13s. Great. Love it when they do that.
AI Name Change thread - Automotive Insanity: 300 huge stallion boners rasterbated on my garage wall
~*~ No Music Discussion ~*~
Reppin': Final Fantasy Baseball
Bands/Albums You Were Wrong About - This is a pretty good idea for a thread but judging by the sort of "I was wrong about My Chemical Romance - I thought they were music for 13 year old girls but it turns out that they're actually FREAKING AWESOME!!!" posts, more people should trust their first impressions.
Songs about themselves - How meta can a song be? How many layers of irony and self-awareness are you able to handle?
Please help me get into country! - Find some good country! Bonus first post accuracy: "Are you wanting to marry me for a greencard?"
What rappers are worth seeing live? - If you need to see any proof that Wu Tang Clan and its members are just for nerds on message boards these days, 80% of this thread has apparently been to a GZA concert. WU TANG IS STILL RELEVANT YA'LL, WE STILL ABOUT THE KIDS.
70's Megathread: Fuck Digital - Do you want to explore some DadMusic by a bunch of DadBands? Come get it all here. Dads only!!!
~*~ Batman's Shameful Secret ~*~
Reppin': snackmar
Previous Batman Thread R.I.P.: Batman in the DC Universe - Grant Morrison's big Batman storyline is finally over! What awesome changes and reveals have been wrought? (Hint: not a goddamn thing.)
Blue Beetle: The Next Generation - DC had to cancel this series to make room for more Titans books and Superman & Batman vs. Vampires & Werewolves. 
Comics Q&A Thread 15: Life is the question. Anti-Life is the answer. - Hey, it's a new Q&A megathread. (Yes, Batman would totally beat Superman.) Bonus: Rich Johnston shows up to own Rhyno.
Funny Panel of the Week
~*~ Helldump ~*~
Reppin': Olewithmilk
Mint Mania IIDX: Oh noes. Label me pedo. - Pedophile and proud!
Cotton B. Gross has an encyclopedic knowledge of Hentai - My dad, watching me, watching hentai, a prouder moment he could not think of.
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? (Answer: Two Worlds) - Two Worlds has achieved levels of nerdery that aspiring aspies can only dream of. See pictures of him dancing and eating in the awkwardest way possible.
zybourne clock is the funniest thing the forums have or will ever produce - "There is no dimension, state of being, realm of ideas, or possible world in which the zybourne clock is not funny"
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