~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Reppin': light_urple
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.
They took my balls.... so I peed on the vet tech! - Kratos is Zombiesinmyshower!'s big goofy deaf pit bull. He's got an attitude with vet techs and can't quite understand e-collars.
A stray cat adopted me, but I can't do anything to help her [56k sad] - lurgulary has been adopted by a elderly homeless kitty named Henrietta. Pet Island comes to the rescue with food, medicine, and donations for the lovely old lady.
The dumpster kittens have grown up! - This time last year The Mad Man captured 3 stray kittens from behind a pizza place. Now those kittens are big, fuzzy, and very happy!
I'm looking for some kind of smallish but unique pet - if mariusderomanus doesn't follow our advice, here's hoping that he at least finds a nice wild (and hungry) bobcat to be his friend.
Ask me your dog training questions - Tired of whispering to your dogs without success? Slayer548 is giving out free dog training advice for frustrated owners.
~*~ Post Your Favorite ~*~
Reppin': Women's Rights?
Post the number of days it's been since the last time you got rugburn. Post what you think your cat has named you inside that cute little brain of his. Post your favorite Ghostbuster. Post your favorite picture of your mom dressed like a racial stereotype while holding a dog up by its hind legs.
PYF Interesting / Weird Fact - Educate yourself with some trivia, impress your friends! Oh wait, you're reading PYF. You don't have any friends.
Post your favorite black and white movie - The favorite thread for people who like to pretend that Hollywood didn't make any movies after 1960.
It's time for another RIDICULOUSLY CUTE kittens puppies babies thread! - You know, as much as goons like to pride themselves on being uncaring assholes, they sure can whip out a bunch of cute pictures on a moment's notice.
Post photos that you would like the backstory to. - What the hell? An interesting thread in Post Your Request? I didn't even know this forum was still there! Finally a chance to find out how that walrus got the damn bucket in the first place!
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