August 6, 2007

~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.

ICSA 21: Battle Onion Voting Thread - This thread is the clearing house for the most recent Iron Chef competetion, of which onion was the theme. Congratulations, Frank Jefferson!

Wood vs Plastic - Goons getting very worked up about cutting boards. What? You use glass?

Everything is better in a cone - We can all die fat and happy, now that the Pizza Cone has been invented. Now just think on that for a bit...

Hummus among us - Learn how to make tasty terrorist food!

~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
It's our video games forum! What more do you want from me?!

Let's be forced to play "Nancy Drew and the White Wolf of Icicle Creek" - The best game of all time finally gets its due in an exciting and comprehensive "let's play" thread.

Paper Mario: TTYD seems to have a thing for getting Peach naked a lot -

Best game environments? - My serious answer: Another World.

Features games got "right", but you haven't seen "right" since... - Why is it that RPG combat systems seem to be getting progressively worse over time? I prefer mindlessly pressing A to having any real interaction, thank you very much.

Good games that were ruined by a feature - What if you didn't have to continually change the wind's direction every five seconds in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker?

~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Reppin': light_urple
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.

"I Smell Elk!" - Finally, a game all of PI can enjoy. - WolfQuest is a new internet game for kids that lets you run around and act like a wolf. You can kill animals, pee on things, and even find a mate! It's a furry dream come true. Let's thank SachielDVangel for pointing it out for us!

So my girlfriend bought a dog - this originally looked like a Pet Island faux pas, but orinth knows his GIRLFRIEND shouldn't have bought this cute little mutt puppy from a pet store. She's dumb, but there are lots of cute puppy pictures and good conversation in this thread.

I love you, but please get off my face. *lick purr lick lick lick* - Many cats love to lick your ears/put their butts in your face while you're trying to sleep. Discuss.

Kittens in a box! - Chezlin watches boxes on the side of the road for signs of life. This time, paranoia came in handy for saving a whole litter of adorable kittens.

mew - mew mew mew

~*~ The Goon Doctor ~*~
Reppin': JOHNSON MCHUGH
I got this gnarly gash on my leg and it's throbbing and now my head is all swollen up and I look like the redhead dude from that movie Mask. Should I seek medical attention?

Bulging disc in neck, help! - Fatty McFatass (that's his username) has a big ol' spinal ailment, but it's likely that relief (and not Reeve) is in the cards for him!

I Think I'm A Super Hero - UGAmazing is able recreate that "funny feeling" in the pit of one's stomach on command. Not surprisingly, goons all around come in the thread to relate their awesome ability to this as well. Not so special anymore, are you UGAmazing??

Ridicule motivates me to get healthy. - djbell uses his insecurity about his self-image to give him that extra edge to work the weight off, or put it on, whatever the case may be. I don't see why though, he looks great to me!

Is there any way for me to increase my height? - Nancy Disgrace is both a nancy boy and a disgrace, but it's never too late for him to learn about the miracle of vertical stripes and platform shoes.

That's it for this week! Come back next week for more threads by the SA Goons. Same fat time, same fat channel!

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)