August 6, 2007

~*~ The TV IV ~*~
Reppin': rubber cat
Keep up with your favorite shows and discuss their intricacies with loads and loads of people with nothing better to do than to count how many times Jim looked at the camera last week.

Discovery Channel Megathread - Has Shark Week jumped the shark? Discuss this, and whether or not sharks have feet, in this megathread about everything Discovery Channel.

MSNBC Megathread - A thread celebrating, of all things, MSNBC. Lagging far behind rivals Fox News and CNN, MSNBC is home to pundit Keith Olbermann, who creates a sensation throughout the liberal blogosphere everytime he says something deeply profound and controversial like "Bush is dumber than mashed potatoes." Because of this, some people think MSNBC is a liberal news network even though its parent company has over $2.2 billion in military contracts. Oofah!

Twin Peaks Definitive Edition. It's better than anyone could imagine. - This 10-disc DVD set of David Lynch's classic TV show is jam-packed with everything you could ever want, except a guide explaining what the fuck is going on.

Damages - Glenn Close returns to FX - In this hot new legal thriller, the crazy mistress from Fatal Attraction sets out to destroy Sam from Cheers. There's a Bar Association joke in there, I'm sure.

Big Brother 8 (CBS) - Your Summer of Sluts, Slop and Chenbot (discussion of the CBS broadcast) and Big Brother 8 - Live Feeds and masturbating in the pool box (live internet feed discussion) - Can't get enough of the hit voyeuristic CBS reality series Big Brother? Do you find yourself unable to pry yourself away from the live internet feeds? Do you get your kicks from Big Brother After Dark? Do you have an obsessive need to know what the Big Brother housemates are doing right this very second? How would you like to be paid BIG BUCK$ to sit on your duff and watch people go about their daily lives? Send a job application to careeropportunities@nsa.gov today!

~*~ BYOB ~*~
Reppin': CaptainWinky
BYOB is all about maxin' and relaxin'. Attempt any other activities and you will quickly find yourself at the wrong end of an angry nerd's keyboard! It's blue and all you're supposed to do is chill with your friends, making it almost exactly like being trapped in a collapsed igloo with the math team.

Trogdork's BYOB Gooncon 2k7 Megathread - Two Worlds went to Montreal looking to end his dating slump and maybe start a dating hump????? He took lots of pictures so the Internet would remember forever. HEY GUY IN THE GREEN SWEATSHIRT, I REALLY LIKE YOUR POSTS. I liked em so much I brokered a secret treaty with the BYOB mods to goldmine your thread!

what should i do with this purple vibrator i found in my sister's desk? - When confronted with a mildly disturbing reminder that your sister enjoys pleasuring herself, do you stop digging through her stuff? Or do you ask the forums for advice? You're reading SA, so I think you already know the right thing to do.

what nerdy shit do you wear in public - I've never been so ashamed of you, BYOB. Get your chill butts over to Watch & Weight ASAP. Speaking of fashion, I wear a fedora, but it's just a statement about the ever-changing social mores of our corrupt society. I never take it off, not even in the shower because it's like an extension of my soul. Fashion RULES!

Which movie should I "walk through" next? - Fellow poster PipeRifle loves movies almost as much as Og Oggilby, so he wanted to share the fun and excitement of the cinema with the rest of you. A detailed discussion of various cinematic classics follows. PipeRifle decides to walk through Virtuosity because it's the Citizen Kane of cyberpunk! When you think about it, the corporations already control us...only by displaying my disdain for the government on the Internet can I stay truly free.

ITT World of Warcraft - I told my mom I was LARPing as an orc, but she made me shower and eat healthy foods anyway. I still beat my chest and made wild woolly orc noises whenever she wasn't around.

i'm buying a civic hatchback soon - GET OFF THE ROAD, I AM AN IMPORTANT MAN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS. LET ME HONK THAT HORN AND GET SOME ROAD RAGE INSTILLED IN YOU SO YOU WILL MOVE. SEE MY FRONT END? THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN'T CAUSE IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR BACK END. DON'T HATE A TAILGATA, JUST ESS TEE EFF YOU AND GET IN THE OTHER LANE OR I PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS!

aa agfter ten thousen year im free - Created by a sorceror to carry out his or her whims, Melon Bread is a stillborn fetus brought to life by incantation and the blood of a pure white rooster. Ravenous, violent, and stronger than a full-grown man, Melon Bread must be contained in a jar during the day and will remain obedient only if it receives a blood offering every midnight. Failure to meet any of Melon Bread's requirements even once can cause its master to grow ill and die, or set the creature loose on the surrounding land. When Melon Bread preys on humans, he is said to suck the toes of sleepers. It is also said that if Melon Bread is ordered by its master to steal, it will only take half of what a person owns. Like vampires in some other parts of the world, Melon Bread cannot resist counting things - especially green beans.

As for all people with Asperger's being ugly, - Having aspergers makes you talk about asperger disease all the time so it can spread via self-diagnosis. If you or someone you care about has asperger disease stay away from me. I don't want that crap I have a life.

Zombie! - Tenser234 tried to post his fat corpse picture in fyad but Abraham found a link to his date website profile. I shouldn't be surprised that a fat newbie can't get a date but it's hard to remember that not everyone has a hot Swedish girlfriend and a busty maid who gives me handjobs after she's done cleaning the empty condom wrappers off of my bed (from my sex with the girlfriend).

fifthace e-z guide to fyad posters thread - Do you think I have time to read threads all day and figure out what joke names different posters use? I did so many kegstands on Saturday I forgot what postcount means. This thread comes in handy for knowing who to quote and lol and who to tell "hey shut up about your life and go back to moderating the book forum".

I think gooncon 2007 happened [CONFIRMED] - Pictures of goons. Click this and look at the pictures. If anyone IMs you saying that I'm a noob just block them right away, please.

Here is a list of rappers I have fucked and some details about their dicks - I'm a stupid dumbass butt munch noob and i'm not funny and everytime I say I have a life, thats just ironic, I dont even have friends. I have some friends that are girls but they would never have sex with me. Im a noob and a butt munch. Click here also if you think I'm stupid.

GOD DAMN. ANYONE ELSE LOVE TAKING A SHIT. - This thread is really great and if you ignore the immature poop jokes some people made it's the best thread of the year.

i just want to share this sweet-ass burn i threw down in the mod forum - DocEvil crosses the line by insulting a mod.