July 30, 2007

~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.

[UK] Dalek cookies! - Most awesome cookies I've seen in a long time.

Ingredient and Method Ideas For Ass-Kicking Chicken Stock? - One of the most important skills to know. Seriously, even vegetarians should be able to do this.

Buffalo wings - America's greatest culinary creation - If you've ever had wings, then go to this thread and learn how to do it at home. No ketchup allowed.

Well done steaks, abomination or... Abomination? - If you've gone to the Sizzler (and why are you going to Sizzler anyway?) and your steak doesn't come to you bloody, maybe you should send it back.

How do I buy good meat without breaking the bank? - If you read the above thread and thought "hey, I'd like to do this at home", then check this out this thread about meat shopping.

I made something falawful - Falafel is the most awesome street food ever, and you should eat more of it. See this thread to find out how to make it at home.

I have an obscene amount of zucchini - And you might too, considering that it's high summer, the prime time for zuchini. All sorts of good ideas on it's preparation are in this thread.

~*~ The Crackhead Clubhouse ~*~
Reppin': brb buddy
Sit back, relax, and figure out the best way to get high using nothing but Children's Dimetapp, a camping stove and some ground-up Excedrin Migraines.

Make your own hallucinogen - Jenkem! (Warning: you cannot unread this) - 420 smoke shit errday. Seriously. Check it out.

vacubong, the vacuum operated bong (youtube video) - The Vacubong is a new kind of bong, using a vacuum to draw smoke into the chamber. Check out this homemade example of an electrically powered bong!

The "how did you get into drugs?" thread! - Here are some stories of TCCers' past bad influences. Learn how we've all been drawn down the dark path of drug use. TELL YOUR CHILDREN!

Spice: Better than Weed? - The Spice extends life. The Spice...expands consciousness...

Let's share some crazy desperation for a drug stories. - We've all been there. We've all probably seen this thread before somewhere...

~*~ Ask/Tell ~*~
Reppin': Haoma
Ask me about having Asperger's. Tell me how to bodyslam a cat. Ask me about pumping orange juice into my orifices. Tell me what can happen if I keep lickin' my armpits. Ask me what it's like to have a lumbering aunt.

Why Do Indian accents sound so hilarous? - Join the SomethingAwful forums! Who could have thought that non-whites from around the globe could ellicit such humor at their own expense? One SomethingAwful goon did! His penetrating investigation into this quandry reveals insights so elegant they can only be described by these humble words: "When I hear English spoken by someone from subcontinental Asia, though -- India, Pakistan or Bangladesh -- it sounds ... well, funny. Not "funny strange", but "funny ha ha"."
Bravo! They also have like a bajillion starving people and yet there are cows walking around on the street. Whats their problem? Fuck them! Except for their silly accents. Thats always great material for Radio Talk shows! If this little taste suits your fancy, sign up for a forums account today! I assure you there are at least 6 pages here discussing the details, and 4 of them are probably people slyly trying to suggest how much smarter and well versed with computers they are than "the average citizen"!

Tell me about stuff to do in Seattle - Help! I'm a human being living in a metropolitan area similar to thousands of other metropolitan areas around the globe. Its so overwhelming! Surely there must be some activities with which I can pass my time!? This SomethingAwful member will be in Seattle for "two weeks, basically" and would like to spend at least 5 hours of this time taking in everything this glorious city has to offer! Unfortunately he doesn't believe in face-to-face contact with other human beings, or telephones, or performing rudimentary inqueries with friends and family. Help him achieve everything hes dreamed, sign up for a SomethingAwful forums account TODAY!

Tell me your best hangover remedy - It's water! but I'm an idiot! I'd like to spend large amounts of the money I earn working in the IT industry on various obscure chemicals and herbal medicines. I have the latest GPS and bluetooth gadgets, rest assured! Hangovers are mostly dehydration, but I don't care! This is the internet! How many of you have uncles that work for a major Dehydration Pharmaceutical Company, or are alcholics, or have really cool cars and you trust utterly? Anyone have some hilarious anecdotes about being drunk? I heard there are girls! Well. Bottoms up friends, tell me everything I need to know about substitutes for just drinking water like a normal, well-functioning, rational member of society!

That's it for this week! Come back next week for another SA Forums recap and maybe if I see you at the gym we could spot each other in the weight room. Yeah, I work out. Not really a big deal. I go to the gym.

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)