~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Reppin': light_urple
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.
I just pulled a kitten out of my cars engine. - Bumblebee is the cutest kitten to ever be removed from the inner workings of an automobile. He's so cute, PI decided to donate to make sure he's healthy and fixed! 
What's your pet afraid of? - Chapstick and thunder and bags, oh my!
What Pet are you Afraid of? - Spiders and Horses and Pits, oh my!
German Shepherd puppy pics - Cute German Shepherd puppy pictures from Brand and lots of good GSD info from everyone else!
~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.
You Say You've Got Wheel Gun Fever - Ron Mexico took ten minutes away from lubricating his action to give us a comprehensive run down about buying revolvers.
Springfield XD 5,000 Round Maintenance - It's time for your XD's regularly scheduled maintenance.
Women's Work : A Man's Guide to basic Semi auto cleaning - New to semi-automatic pistols? Read this thread to get the basic rundown over basic care and cleaning of most self loading hand guns.
How to reduce your 1911 to a Pile of Tiny Parts without using explosives - Taking apart your 1911 can be confusing. Fang makes it easy.
SP-101 Hacking Guide - This thread has a lot of words about modifying a revolver.
.22 CCW - Just get a bigger gun.
School this nit picky milsurp fag on loctite - How about some misinformation about Loctite's fine and wonderful products.
~*~ The Crackhead Clubhouse ~*~
Reppin': brb buddy
Sit back, relax, and figure out the best way to get high using nothing but Children's Dimetapp, a camping stove and some ground-up Excedrin Migraines.
Cant get high - This man can't get high.
Enlightenment: Hallucinogenic Experience - A quite unique adventure on the mysterious phenethylamine, 2c-e.
Older goons: longterm effects of stimulant use - This man has felt the longterm effects of chronic stimulant use. A word from the wise: Don't go crazy with stimulants!
Canadians smoke more pot than you! - They certainly do! CA wins the most stoned award this year.
also...
TCC has invaded GBS!!!
Not to get political but... - A thread about Ron Paul being Jesus. Many goons agree, taunts are made, and a goldmine is born.
That's it for this week! Come back next week for more links from lonely Internet people with more social disorders than you and everyone you know!
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