~*~ The TV IV ~*~
Reppin': rubber cat
"What does the paper say about tomorrow?"
"Another scorcher!"
"Cool."
Return of the Late Night: Letterman, Conan, static, and Leno, in that order - Last week, David Letterman and Conan O'Brien both returned to the airwaves with beards in tow. Jay Leno grew a beard too, but you can't see it because it's under his chin. (This joke written by striking Tonight Show writer Seth Carvell.)
What's the deal with Futurama and [adult swim]? - TV IVers mourn the move of a cancelled TV show to a different network.
Xavier: Renegade Angel - The conundrummer, in a band called Lifepuzzler - I like this show because I think it's the closest we will ever come to a television adaptation of Atomo's Silly Baby.
Celebrity Apprentice - Omarosa is back! - Apparently, reality show contestants count as celebrities now.
Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs Favorites - SA Goon Yau-Man ---? - Speaking of reality show celebrities, celebrity goon Yau-Man Chan is going to take on 9 other former castaways and 10 ultra-fans in the upcoming season of Survivor.
Jump-the-shark plot developments that didn't turn out that way - Happy Days aside, has anyone ever actually water-skied over a shark? Because I would pay good money to see that. Actually I wouldn't but I'd still like to see that.
The Wire Season 5 Episode 1: More With Less discussion thread - I only just now realized that I've been confusing The Wire with The Shield for the past year.
TV for me? - NO SOUP FOR YOU, MTW1983.
~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.
Part 2 of TRACERS! I bought a couple gonna put them in x54r, x39, 308, 303 - B4Ctom1's Crazy adventures in trying to kill himself continue, here on TFR.
Does anyone here own a Five seveN? - Neckbeards argue on about the superiority of the FN 5.7 Cartridge.
Ever want to make your own holster? - Ever want to shoot yourself in the leg with your own home made holster? Here's how!
[tell]How to properly carry a concealed handgun - HOW DO I KEEP MY DERRINGER CONCEALED IN MY RECTUM?
Help me convince my wife to let my have guns in the house - Something about hiding guns from your wife, and a link referring to cats.
Recommend something for 100 yard fun. - I wanna vomit bullets down range, and I don'xt care how.
AUG CLONES - Bullpup fags, UNITE!
How do guns perform after being soaked or in extreme climate conditions? - It'd be best if you just left your blued 1913 Production Colt 1911 at home for this one.
My homemade xmas gun (aka the ugliest .22 ever) How Sir_Lagsalot blew his hand off in a horrible firearms related incident.
What's on your list for 2008? - Need ideas on what to blow your paychecks on this year? Why not take a stroll on through this thread for some ideas.
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