Offensive <I>Everquest</i> Fan Fiction!

Soon Brad and Gordon looked around and realized they were semi nude in their home town of Grobb.

"Jesus, dis place is a dump!" exclaimed Brad while examining his surroundings.

"Yes, it wuz built in a swamp though, what you expect?" replied Gordon while farting and drooling all over himself like the moron he is.

"No, I mean it really a dump! The textures on deese buildings are misaligned, the architecture look like somebody gave a copy of Build Engine to a retard nine-year old and da sheer amount of green make Daikatana look like a mapmaking masterpiece! Da artists who designed da buildings an towns in Norrath should have various kitchen appliances shoved into dere rectums," Brad shouted while scratching his rear end. "And why da hell do I keep scratching myself? I mean, it was like funny for da first 500 times, but den it lost its charm quickly."

Brad and Gordon rotated around 90 degrees and began to w-

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"What da hell wuz that?" asked Brad while scratching his ass again.

"It just some idiot spamming da zone by /shouting what he should be using /auc for. /Ignore him." Gordon replied while scratching his ass and reminding himself that he was low on food and drink.

"Okay, I just-"

DONT USE THE /SHOUT CHANNEL TO AUC STUFF YOU STUPID IDIOT

"What was dat? Another shout?" Brad asked while adding the auctioneer to his /ignore list.

"Yeah, it wuz somebody-"

WILL BOTH OF U SHUIT UP U STUPED FAGS WHERE IS TEH BANK IN THIS CITY?????

"Why don't dat person just-"

DING!!!! LEVEL 2!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOKING FOR GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEVEL THREE NECRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Brad where did-"

DING~!!!!!!! LEVEL ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS THE BANK YUO STUPED IDIOTS?!?!? SOMBOEDY ANSWER ME DAMMIT/

HOW DO I USE MAGIC??????

SHUT UP USE /AUC YOU RETARDS!!!1

HOW DO I ENABLE MOUSELOOK?

"Gordon go-"

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LOL WTF IMHO U SUK BRD 4 U!

WEAR IS THE PREST OF DISCORD? IM SUPOSED TO GIVE HIM SOME BOOK OR SOMETHING I THINK

HELO HAIL GUILD SABERWOLF!

HAIL GUILD SABERWOLF!

HAIL!!!

HELLO GUILD SABERWOLF!!!

Suddenly Brad and Gordon dissappeared, along with the rest of Norrath, as the magic server crashed for some unknown reason. Hopefully some trained technicians are working on the problem. No ETA when server will be back up.