Henchman Status Update (3 of 4) |
The status of Rock Hard Sam Houston has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED. | |
Name: Texas, Dallas (DECEASED) Codename(s): Rock Hard Sam Houston, Rock Hard, The Baffler, The Ring Expert Join Date: 7-19-00 Primary Role: 100% Red-blooded American Whoopass Expert Secondary Role: Pumping, chugging, strutting, flexing, mic-grabbing, Specialties: The Rock Hard Baffler (trademark move), waving a flag at 110% patriotism, Scripture quotations of dubious provenance, Rock Hard Saluting Availability: On Hire (hire) Average Customer Rating: (rate) | |
Circumstance of Contract Liquidation: Caught in time wave aftershock caused by disruptions to the fabric of the chrono continuum. Fatally suplexed, eaten by brontosaurus. |
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