Henchman Status Updates: A Quantum of Violence

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

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Customer Review:
Not a big deal at all

Reviewed by Major Dick Poundyr
Forget about this guy. Copper skeleton? Whatever. He sounds totally not classified top secret to me. Run of the mill stuff. Just a regular soldier with some steak knives between his fingers. In fact, he's so bad why don't you just tell us where he is and we'll come get him. Nobody needs a bum around. This guy is a bum. A layabout. We'll clear him up and destroy all of the freaks at that academy Doctor (more)

Was shot to death by the Time-SS during a raid on the Timelair in Alabama. Forewarned by American terror-sympathizers, Hate Otter was ordered to hold Quantum Himmler's jackbooted puppets at bay while the administrative might of Adverse Interests, LLC and their henchmen escaped into the past in the rented time machine. Hate Otter fought valiantly, but his scabbing factor was overwhelmed by the quantity of bullets being inserted into his face. Several of the (more)