Henchman Status Updates: Astro Panic

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

Average Customer Rating: (rate)

Customer Review:
Great value, just be sure to seal everything!

Reviewed by Walt Disney Corporation
We have a corporate retreat in Bermuda, but we only use it about five weeks out of the year. Paying for full time security is a waste of money and it is built on a slave burial ground, so lone novelist/caretakers are out of the question. Thank ungod for Lots of Spiders and Shitloads of Spiders. The price is right and you'll come back to your winter lair with a just a few skeletons and a few thousand spiders to clean up. It beats buying new plasma TVs and teleportation lasers every year. And it definitely is better than paying a satanic cult to perform a ritual of (more)

Violent decompression of Dreadstation sucked most of these tiny spiders out into the lifeless void of space. What few survived were crushed underfoot by the UNFORCE boarding teams. (more)