Henchman Status Update (2 of 5) |
The status of Astrachnid has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED. | |
Name: Spider, Man-eating (DECEASED) Codename(s): Astrachnid Join Date: 3-16-05 Primary Role: Space Spider Queen Secondary Role: Chittering, egg-laying, web-spinning, pedipalping, venom-injecting, intruder mummifying Specialties: High-bandwidth mating opening allows for rapid reproduction, whistle-trained to not eat human henchmen, can hammer through most bulkheads. Availability: On Hire (hire) Average Customer Rating: (rate) | |
Circumstance of Contract Liquidation: Captured the first UNFORCE assault shuttle to approach Dreadstation. The shuttle became entangled in the nearly-invisible strands of the spider's web. As the spider approached, however, UNFORCE sprung their own trap and detonated the explosives hidden within the shuttle. The spider was killed (more) |
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