Henchman Status Updates: Astro Panic

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

Average Customer Rating: (rate)

Customer Review:
Great for parades, mazes

Reviewed by Lt. Colonel Mangler
First of all let me state that I am a big fan of Randian Logistics. Their Fountainhead Mk-6 Air Defense Turret helped me immensely when T.E.A.M. attacked me with their sky fortress and I could listen to my Galt-88 android talk all day long. Having said that, the Kill Mech series is all wrong. Good for stomping around, maybe patrolling a very confined area, but not much else. If you're having a parade to intimdate your enemies then rent a few thousand of these to fill your ranks. Otherwise, stick with (more)

Assigned to protect magnetic flask containing pure fearium. Became stuck on a wall and then trapped against a vent. Was discovered and destroyed by a UNFORCE boarding party attempting to recover the fearium and disable the transmission antenna before all of the world's nightmares literally manifested and (more)