Henchman Status Updates: Operation Imaginary Peninsula

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

Average Customer Rating: (rate)

Customer Review:
Not as bad as some are saying here

Reviewed by Strife, Ultd.
I have read a shitload of negative reviews of this guy, but he's better than they say. Yes, if you have a female sidekick or a harem, or a dungeon of pleasure slaves, well, don't hire this guy. And yes, he takes a lot of time off for tanning and "lotion." But if you're being hounded by a female T.E.A.M. agent he will find her and at least temporarily deal with her. As a bonus he'll give her a really nasty case of (more)

Caught in the act of adult congress with a billionaire tourist's wife by the billionaire tourist. The tourist chased Velvet Varlet onto the balcony where the pair engaged in a vigorous battle with fencing sabres. Though naked as a skylark, Velvet Varlet bested his foe. In so doing he attracted the attention of one of the T.E.A.M. operatives that infiltrated the peninsula by imaginary float plane service. Velvet Varlet attempted to use his mesmerizing musk against the female agent, but she proved to be sexually disinclined towards men and subsequently tasered Velvet Varlet in a sensitive location. No, not his testicles, nor his anus. He was tasered in his (more)