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The status of Panther Hands has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED. | |
Name: Qouto, Alotl (DECEASED) Codename(s): Panther Hands, Cheetah Fingers, Puma Knuckles Join Date: 2-17-00 Primary Role: Mysterious Native Secondary Role: Basket weaving, dream catching, blow darting. Specialties: Crack shot with the Assad Headhunter Mk. IX Blowgun, experienced in obsidian spear fighting and jungle stalking, rated Temple Ruins Lurker (Mesoamerican) of 2006 by Deadly Encounters Magazine. Availability: On Hire (hire) Average Customer Rating: (rate) | |
Circumstance of Contract Liquidation: Ordered to stalk T.E.A.M. agent posing as hapless tourist near the tiki lounge. While preparing blow dart for launch Panther Hands was neutralized by face pistolization by T.E.A.M. agent. This triggered the Choolee Final Strike, unleashing Panther Hands' ghost from his heart gem and killing the T.E.A.M. operative responsible for his death. (more) |
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