Henchman Status Update (4 of 6) |
The status of Temptress has been changed from ACTIVE to CAPTURED. | |
Name: Silver, Annabelle (CAPTURED) Codename(s): Temptress, The Silver Succubus Join Date: 2-9-52 Primary Role: Seductress Secondary Role: History, exotic dancing (traditional), eroticism (historic). Specialties: Fan dance, veil dance, the Charleston, adult nudity, poison kiss, poison kiss (lower), poison kiss (Greek). Availability: On Hire (hire) Average Customer Rating: (rate) | |
Circumstance of Contract Liquidation: Abandoned her post at one of the guide cables during the second wave of T.E.A.M. jetpack attacks. Arrested by a NYPD officer while attempting to urinate on a dog along the parade route. She is pending trial for public indecency and whatever the charge would be for attempting to bite an officer's face. |
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