Henchman Status Updates: Operation Macy's

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

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Customer Review:
Signs everywhere...and I mean everywhere

Reviewed by Strife, Ultd.
You hire a steamborg Indian to look into the sky at an eclipse and say, "Hmm, it is a sign," but this guy won't shut up. Everything is a sign to him. After a couple hours he was narrating everything that was going on and his interpretations were inane. When a doorbell rang he said, "Legend foretells that a man will come to this place." I gave him three scarlet skulls because he is worth it for when you need a wall punched through or (more)

Confronted a T.E.A.M. white ninja with a spirit drum and the story of brother coyote. Cause of death was torso bisection by hyperkatana followed by complete innard plopulation. We did not know T.E.A.M. possessed hyperkatana technology. T.E.A.M. must have stolen it from Matsuo Heavy Evil or one of the Chinese (more)