A Deeper Look: Fuck Wit' It

Wow, we start off the rap with a bang, don't we? As for "fucking with one", that's why you buy condoms in multiple packs. Or do you use the same one over and over again?

Oh, so you're commanding your troops to retreat back to base? Why? Was it a tougher game of dodgeball than you thought?

Okay, I'm not sure I understand this one. Apparently there's somebody named "Sergent Blood Hound", and he did something and will make me pay for being involved in something else. Does this have anything to do with the war you're retreating from? Did "Sergent Blood Hound" mistake me for one of the enemy soldiers? I think I've been framed, please don't make me pay, "Sergent Blood Hound"!

Yes, I'm buying the Time / Life book series on a monthly payment plan and not all at once. But I assure you, I'm not your son. My mom had a strict policy of not dating anybody who wasn't born at the time.

You're not really obligated to, but I appreciate the effort. My first problem with you is in the fact that you've got serious mental problems, yet you were able to find somebody, perhaps through blackmail, to write a webpage for you. Please solve this by taking down your site and shooting the moron(s) responsible.

"You Us Doggs"? I just realized I have another problem with you, Blaze, you don't make any sense. But please don't maul me or cause me to corrode in any way!

How many homosexual gangsters do you know? Better yet, how many homosexual gangster fish do you know? I can name at least two offhand, but I have an odd taste in friends.

So now you're talking about homosexual gangster fish that hang out with baby dogs? I at first thought the dogs might be able to breathe underwater, but the key verb "run" indicates the fish more than likely have grown legs. This is getting weirder and weirder, Blaze!

Okay, another war reference. So you plan on attacking the enemy by throwing fast food into their armored vehicle division? How effective is that? Can't they just clean it out of the turret? Or better yet, can't they eat it?

Where does my real ass go? And now you're a pirate? I thought you were in the army! Make up your mind, Blaze!

But I don't sail! I don't even have a boat! You're confusing me with somebody else, just like "Sergent Blood Hound" did! Stop!

My friends need to become better at sticking up for things you've wrecked? We didn't do it! That makes no sense, help me out here, Blaze, you're scaring me!

So you and your friend are hanging out at a notorious gay club? Do you meet any gangster fish and their puppy friends there?