Ask Jeff K. Seafurby Cyclops

RAWWRARARRARRARRRRRRRRR!!!!!1

YES YUO MAY MAKE A WEBPAEG TO WORSHIP JEFF K TEH CYCLOPES WHO IS 40 FEET TALLS AND SHOTS FIRES LASARS FROM HIS EYE WHICH DOES NOT CAUSE DISORIENtATION OR LOSS OPF DEPTH PERCEPTAIN UNLIKE WHAT COMMAN MEDICAL THEORY DICTATES!!!! JEFF K> TEH CLCYCLOPS DEMANDS YUO APPEESE HIM WITH YUOR FAN CLUB AND THEN THE GODS WILL NOT SMITE YUO WITH POWARS OF TEH 100000 PLAGUES:! HERE ARE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YUO IF A FAN CLUB IS NOT ERACTED HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EREACTED IN MY HONTOR:

1) PLAGUES OF YOADAS IN A NEST!! THES WILL FALL FROM TEH HEAVANS AND SMITE YUOR HEADS WITH POWARS OF THE UNHOLEY POWAR THEN WHEN YUO TRY TO GO FISHING IT WILL NOT WORK BECUASE YOADS IN A NEST WILL SMITE YOUR BAIT TOO! SO NO FISHING!! SMITE SMITE SMITE

2) AND LO, GOTH FAGOTS SHALL DESCEND FROM TEH HELL AND MAKE YUO LISTAN TO ROBERT SMITH WHINE AND SINGS "THE LOVECATS" all niGHT!!! THEY SHALL BE LED BY THEIR GOD, CHUCKLES McZIGGYKINS 666 HAPPY LOVE DOCTOR SEXY MAN GOTH HEROE WHO WILL GO ON A HUMPING RAMPAGE AND YOUR LEG SHALL BE VICTAM NUMBAR ONE!!! AND HIS SEMEN IS PROBALY ACID TO!

3) RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR I DONT NEED A NUMBAR THREE I AM A PSYCLOPS!!! AND SYCPLOPTS MEANS "ONE" IN HEBREW SO I ONLY NEED ONE!

From: chi[punkr]
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