Ask Jeff K. Firsties!

HELLO! thsi is Jeff K. and i finaly haev my own coluamn on Something aweful. i am telling it LIKE IT IS. that will be this column name - I TELL IT LIEK IT SI. I AM ON THE STRAIGHT TALK EXPRES! anyway, lets go onto the lettars, shall we? ok, thank yuo!

From: Black Panther
Subject: (No subject)

Dear Little Boy, You think your L33t hunh? you aint shit little man, you havent probably seen a reall Haxx0r in your life, by the way its 3r33t now, get wiht the times, stop living in the past. PLayin quake since 1987 have ya?? thats fucking hillarious, qucke didnt exist in 1987 plus what where you two? You need to watch was you sya little man, unless you want to see a real person in action, i have probably doing more wiht coding since before oyur little stupid ass was concived, bare in mind, that your mother being a crack addict and your father being a gay man who had a drunk night, your conception wasnt all that great as is. Moving on, you give anyone i nthe community of computer securties a bad name. Also, how the fuck did you EVER get anywhere in desiging code when oy ucant spell worth shit, my god there are dictionaries you know? Oh thats right, you probably flunked school, starting form kindergarden, You ever want a challenge come up against me, 12 years long and sitll going strong in the computer industry, everyhting from hacking yo momma's lap top computer, To bringing down certian organzations that bother me.. such as yours, so you better watch your step my little friend, less you will run into 217 himself

ƒorever, -=~Panther~=-

YUO SIR NEED TO BUY A SPELLCHECKAR. yuor email to me lacked quality!!. i haev been playing quaek since 1985 because i was on a BETA TEAM, EVER HEAR OF THOSE YOU STUPID CAVEMAN ASS? what does yuor emale me to me? Here is some (I QUote you in pink, because it becomes obvious to me that you are of the "FAGOT" persuasion):

"You need to watch was you sya little man" - what si this??? I ama BIG MAN and i am 16 now so i am a man too. YOOU NEEd TO ENUNCIATE MORE PROPERLY, I CANT READ YUOR EMALE

"i have probably doing more wiht coding since before oyur little stupid ass was concived" - ONCE MORE, USE A THISAURUS FOR YOUR SPELLING, MISTAR WIZARD!!!

"You ever want a challenge come up against me, 12 years long and sitll going strong in the computer industry, everyhting from hacking yo momma's lap top computer, To bringing down certian organzations that bother me.. such as yours, so you better watch your step my little friend, less you will run into 217 himself " - 217? IS THAT THE NUMBAR OF MALE ASSES YUO HAVE HUMPED? oh, i am sorey, yuo are probaly a felow haxor but you are still a STUPID PERSON IN MY HONAST OPINION. GO EAT A BAG OF HELL, FAGOT!!@