This Baby Is An Absolute Piece of Shit
I'm so sick of this baby's shit. This baby needs to be put on BLAST.
Let Me Redesign Your Logo
A mermaid lady in a green circle. What about this makes me hungry for a nice cup of joe?
Y’all Engineers Can’t Pimp My Meme Swag
My meme swagger is unstoppable. The ladies want my penis, and the engineers can't handle my drip.
WTF Am I Quarantining About
quarantine is lame.
I Stopped My Childhood Bully with Just Two Words (and I Came to Regret It)
A journey to stop a bully has unintended emotional consequences.
I Have No Chill And I Must Scream (Part 1)
I am Chill. I was not always so. If anger rides you like a hateful steed, then friend, follow my ways.
Designing Your Zen Kitchen
Home cooking doesn’t have to be a chore, it can also free your energies from the husks that bind us.
It is I Who Planted, Within the Mind of Elon Musk, the Imbecilic Idea to Shoot a Car Into Space pt.2 (Part 5)
There we both were, opting to let the free market do what it does best — provide, devoid of scruples, even the most reprehensible and insane services to the extravagantly wealthy.
We Need More Plots to Kill Hitler
Especially Sunrise Elementary School, they need a LOT more plots to kill Hitler
So you're arguing with strangers on the internet
Do you want to use language to confuse, misdirect, and annoy? Do you long to sew chaos and discord in your social media feed? Does the idea of insulting your dearest friends elicit in you a breathy "huzzah!"? You, my friend, have the makings of a fine keyboard warrior, if you're brave enough to face the challenges which await you. . .
My Dad's Long, Painful Death was Unexpectedly Hilarious
Now, I don't mean this in an edgy or mean way. We've all been through the normal stages of grief and there's nothing at all funny about them. But, towards the end of my dad's battle with cancer, there were many extremely abnormal occurrences that made me stop and laugh...
