Unlikely Messages From the Emergency Alert System
You probably will not be seeing any of these alerts, but it's good to be prepared.
A Week in the Life of the Sims 4
Strange things are tiny afoot in the lands of the Sims 4.
THESE 9 CARTOON KIDS AS ADULTS WILL AMAZE YOU
Get your reaction GIFs ready, this clickbait is gonna SHOCK you! SO MUCH. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
Memorable Quotes From Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing at Kotaku
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Mike Ditka's Team Name Horseshit Roundup
Former Bears coach Mike Ditka has opinions about more than just the Redskins name.
The Truth About Israel
Are you ready for the truth about Israel? Probably not.
Who is John Galt?
You've been wondering. Now you can finally get the answers about John Galt.
It Is What It Is
We found this sort of orb. Egg maybe? I dunno. It is what it is.
CelebAnswers Presents: The 7 Hottest Celebs Without Make Up
We have made this slideshow of celebrities without make up. Good luck to you.
"Terry Richardson Made Me Grow a Dick" and Other Horror Deeds Done by Terry
A rock and roll fashion photographer being creepy with models? Yes, it can happen. It has happened. The nightmare is real. I'm sorry.
Time is a Squared Circle: Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage are True Detectives
When confronted with a string of dead Nitro Girls, veteran grapplers Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage join forces to solve the crime.
Slenderman Comix
Here are some comics about Slenderman. Have at it, globules.
Address to the Supreme Council of the Illuminati Concerning Youtube User HolkHogan420
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans. He is one step ahead of them at every turn.
What We Found in This Dumpster Will Change the Way You Look at Life
Go on the adventure of a lifetime in your neighborhood dumpster.
Regarding Our Zoo's Rebranding as "The Insane Horror Zoo"
In order to make a brand omelet, you're going to have to break a few giraffes and lions.
The 7 Biggest Upcoming Feels of 2014
You'd better be prepared for the most epic Feels of 2014.
Car Faces From the North American International Auto Show
Cars have faces and they look stupid.
For Male Gamers Only
Gamer? Male? Congratulations, you are wanted to save the kingdom with your balls.
Heavy.com Presents: The 5 Most Droolworthy Pieces of Ass on the House Committee on Armed Services
Heavy.com's horny readers get tipped off on all the hottest action coming out of the House Committee on Armed Services.
You Just Don't Understand Kim John Un Like Me
America's #1 ambassador to Korea takes a shot at explaining his mission of peace and birthday wishes.
The Stupidest Articles from Slate's Matt Yglesias in 2013
We look back on a miserable year of Slate writer and twitter sensation Matt Yglesias.
