Microwave Dinner Recipes
Microwave dinners make passable meals on nights you don't feel like sitting alone at Wendy's or cooking a Hamburger Helper meal for one. The only problem with these frozen slabs of vaguely foodlike slush is that they always taste the same. Maybe it's time to change things up with one of these recipes.
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Why Damned XCOM is Abolished From Nigeria
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Targeting the Tiniest Demographics
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Groupon's Schedule of Reduced Office Amenities
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Classic Novels AutoSummarized
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Unpopular Urban Legends
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A Seven-Year Old's Guide to Minecraft (Mindcraft 3?)
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Diablo 3 Livestream
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History's Greatest Icings
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Watch the Short Film Based on "Liminal States"
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In Memoriam: Snakeman
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Call to Action: Join the George Zimmerman Legal Defense Fund
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Bup Cup
1 dog 1 cup
Roboss Reaps Havoc! (Part 3)
Workers wearied by bilious botherbot.
UNIVERSE: Solar Storm
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Facebook's Latest Censorship Guidelines Revealed
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Dave Mustaine Endorses for President
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How To Make Someone Cry
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Susan G. Komen: Always the Worst
From KFC breast cancer buckets to bullying small charities, Susan G. Komen has never been good.
