Blackbird: The World's First African American Browser
An in-depth review of Blackbird, the world's first African American Internet browser.
TV Threshold: Two Extremes
'The Mentalist' might be too good for TV Threshold, while 'Valentine' turned out to be too stupid to live.
Rick Sanchez's News Poetry Jam
Goofy CNN anchor Rick Sanchez consults the newsroom and the Twitter board for his latest poetry jam.
Reading Time: 'Fantastic Four in the House of Horrors'
Satan lives, and I will find him. I will succeed where the Fantastic Four have failed.
We Are Partners: A Tragic Rime (Part 7)
We Are Partners under violent siege. Please send hero. Stop.
Are you excited about Chinese Democracy and my three upcoming albums with Viggo Mortensen?
Prolific guitarist Buckethead talks about his role in the upcoming Guns and Roses album Chinese Democracy. He also talks about other projects.
TV Threshold: Big Bang, Worst Week
TV Threshold descends deeper into sitcom hell with 'Big Bang Theory' and 'Worst Week.'
SOOKIE!
Bill the Vampire from True Blood isn't afraid to declare his love for psychic waitress Sookie Stackhouse. Our video chronicles their passion.
Reading Time: 'Frankenstein, Jr.: The Menace of the Heartless Monster' (Part 6)
Stevie, forget what you have heard about this "Frankenstein." Frankenstein, Jr is the hero you are required to know. He lives among the humans, and does outstanding tasks under a scientist's command. He is a role model for you. He is a robot.
TV Threshold
So many shows on television, so few that can be watched in their entirety without the comfort of available cyanide pills.
Reading Time: 'The Incredible Hulk: Lost in Time' (Part 5)
Instructor, I have learned much about the Hulk during this Reading Task, but I have an additional question: Dad?
Reading Time: 'Batman: The Cheetah Caper' (Part 4)
Batman is not a real hero, Instructors. He will not help us with the cause. He will love animals, and they won't even be bats, and then a furry person will take him to his dungeon. The 'Cheetah' does not exist. Where does the fraud end?
Diesel SFW XXX = Make Porn Work-Safe: THE MOVIE!
Watch live-action work-safe porn! It's guilt-free!
Reading Time: 'Superman in The Phantom Zone Collection' (Part 3)
Instructor, thank you for Reading Tasks that teach us the value of science. If only Superman had learned this lesson!
The John McCain Honorable Attack Generator
An automated system for generating "honorable attacks" on Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain.
Reading Time: 'Aquaman, Scourge of the Sea' (Part 2)
Stevie, please proffer your latest findings regarding book task 'Aquaman: Scourge of the Sea.' If indeed you have absorbed its True Lessons, may they serve you well on the Outside.
Steve's 2008 Golden Hotbabe Awards for Miniature Excellence
Resident tabletop wiz Steve "Malak" Sumner is holding the first annual Golden Hotbabe Awards for Excellence in Miniatures. There's only one way to find out who won what in this prestigious competition.
Glass 'Em: U.S. Foreign Policy Solutions for the Coming Decade
A serious strategic analysis of the global threats which America may have to explode in the coming decade.
America's Got Talent -- Dubious Talent!
Folks, I've seen some things in my time, but I never thought I'd see some sort of pervert orgy using America's good name, right on my television. If that's what 'talent' is, a catalog of sexual depravities, well, I'm glad God gave me the short shrift.
Reading Time: 'Spider-Man Zaps Mr. Zodiac' (Part 1)
Well, Stevie, I am told you have completed book task 'Spider-Man Zaps Mr. Zodiac.' Could you please share your findings regarding this reading, and what True Lesson you've discovered? Our Distinguished Visitor awaits your report.
Sumo Omni Chair Review
The nice, nice people at Sumo Lounge International won't stop sending me free chairs until I review one, so here you go!
Something Awful Special Report: BLACK IN AMERICA!!! (Part 83 of 631)
The true story of life as a black person in America. It's a tough life full of peril and heartache. Get the true story from real blacks in their natural habitats.
Celebrity Guest Writer: Amy Winehouse Challenges Her Critics
A scathing assault on the media from frequent subject of the tabloids Amy Winehouse. She explores life under the microscope and what she plans to do to fight back.
A Video Tribute to Dogs, Our Handless Friends
"Old Dog, New Tricks" is a video tribute to dogs, our handless friends.
Celebrity Guest Writer: Sean Penn Discusses the Phoenix Mars Mission
Sean Penn discusses the Phoenix Mars Mission and how it relates to issues in the US and abroad.
Celebrity Guest Writer: Chef Anthony Bourdain's Bests and Worsts
Favorite food? Least Favorite food? Chef and author Anthony Bourdain stops by Something Awful to offer the answers to the two questions he gets asked the most.
Question about whales for you clowns
Question about whales for you clowns
