YOU"RE TV IS A BUNCH OF ASS, FAGOT!!!
Jeff K. demonstrates his boundless wit and charm while meticulously scrutinizing home theater systems.
Christmas Cards!
What's this? Some kind of Christmas card?
Christmas Comics
No Flash Tub this week. We've got something BIG planned! Please enjoy these Christmas comics
Steal of the Century - The Compact PC
Joe P. and Nick Q. are back at "Steal of the Century," here to give you some late night great deals on the hottest computer to hit the market, the "Compact PC!"
Oblivion's Wonderful Legacy (Act III) - Turning_Japanese.esp
Horrible Oblivion mods from Japan.
Oblivion's Wonderful Legacy (Act II) - Erotic Fun for Adult Children
An assortment of filthy and strange Oblivion mods, including Michael Jackson, prostitution, and huge deformed boobs.
Oblivion's Wonderful Legacy (Act I) - Useful Additions
A journey into the seedy and stupid world of Oblivion mods.
Bill Paxton's Awesome World
Forget the fake facts about lame actors selling exercise equipment, Bill Paxton is the real thing.
Great Moments in Wrestling Tribute History
Bad tributes from pro-wrestling. What's next, bad acting?
Steve Presents: The Floating Disk (Greater) of Tenser
Steve answers the call for more fantasy with his 8th grade adaptation of an Edgar Allen Poe story.
In Memoriam: Jerry Falwell
Celebrate Jerry Falwell's incredible life in his own words.
Steve Presents: Ingmar the Frost King
I wrote a story as a junior in high school that is pretty good.
Four Days in Winter - The Last Day (Part 4)
The fourth and final day of the job introduces the world to the Big Stunt. Television will never be the same.
Four Days in Winter - Third Day (Part 3)
The third of four days providing security for a trio of rich kids in Hollywood with their own show on MTV. A special job for Howser ends up as a Malibu Barbie nightmare. Plus special visit to the set of TRL!
Four Days in Winter - Second Day (Part 2)
The three rich kids and their MTV show take an eventful trip to Aspen.
Four Days in Winter - First Day (Part 1)
Protecting three spoiled rich kids with their own show on MTV for four days is a tough job.
First Look: Project Hippasus
Project Hippasus finally combines math and MMORPGs into one single spectacular failure of never-to-be-released awesomeness.
The Evolution of the Average Man
A comparative study of men through the ages. We ask six men from different distinct time periods the same questions. You can compare the answers and decide how man has changed through the centuries.
New Media Hell - The Beginning of the End
The New Media revolution is changing the way we get our news, the way we communicate, the way we learn, and the way we make boring fools out of ourselves. New Media Hell transports you on a wild ride through the stinking corridors of our downfall.
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