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Shock the crowd this Halloween!
With your amazing "bowling" talents. You'll be a league all your own this Halloween! The Shocker Adult Costume includes: A tan hand shaped tunic with three fingers up. Guaranteed to be a crowd pleaser this Halloween!
- Available in One-Size fits most adults.
- Includes one hand shaped tunic.
- Shirt, pants, and shoes are not included.
- Check out our large selection of humorous costumes for a hilarious group theme this Halloween.
Zackula: This joke just keeps getting funnier every time I see it made by someone I coincidentally want to drive over with a truck.
Dr. Thorpenstein: "Ha! Check it out, bros! I'm the thing we all did in our school yearbook picture that got Coach Patterson fired! Woooooo!"
Zackula: Even worse than this costume is that a bunch of people will probably tell this guy that it's hilarious at the party.
Dr. Thorpenstein: The hideously shortened digits on this costume are sort of reminiscent of a baby's hand, aren't they? A baby giving the shocker. A baby putting two fingers in a vagina and one finger in an anus.
Zackula: What is Frat Brother? Imagine a giant baby hand probing a human anus and vagina forever.
Zackula: And the worst part of all is the fingers make it harder to decapitate this guy in one stroke when you inevitably attack him from behind with a machete.
Dr. Thorpenstein: Yeah, it would be kind of a complicated stroke, but I think it's doable, and I think the added challenge just augments the satisfaction you'd feel afterwards.
Zackula: He's like one of those lizards with fake eye patterns on its tail to confuse predators or a fish that from underneath looks like a baby fingering an asshole.
Dr. Thorpenstein: When you kill a guy like this, you don't even get the whole "oh God, I've killed a man" thing, you just sit down, light up a cigarette and wait for the cops.
Zackula: By the way, someone actually posted a photo of their husband wearing the costume in the reviews: http://reviews.buycostumes.com/3993/32214/photo.jpg
Dr. Thorpenstein: It's even more horrible and shapeless in the photo.
Zackula: I would like to see that guy cornered by the potato guy.
Dr. Thorpenstein: "Eew, get offa me, bro! I ain't into nubs! I'm all about folds!"
Zackula: Potato guy walks him into a corner, little arms waving, backing him up against the yard's privacy fence, and everyone wonders what's going on back there in the corner and then when the potato turns around a half-digested skeleton falls to the ground.
Dr. Thorpenstein: Its degloved, meat-dripping hand still locked in a hideous "shocker" position.
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