Dr. Thorpe: 1. Insert tampon.
2. Inspect applicator for unsual smells.
Zack: 3. DO NOT EAT
Dr. Thorpe: 4. OH CHRIST, YOU ATE IT, DIDN'T YOU?
Zack: She looks pretty young, but give her a few years and I think those eyes will finish growing together and she'll make a perfectly handsome Cyclops.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
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