The 2012 Fashion SWAT Sexy Samhain Showdown
Dr. Thorpenstein's Monster has been awakened. Zackula rises from his crypt. It's time for another Halloween SWAT!
Steampunk World's Fair 2012 SWAT
Dave and Zack offer some helpful critiques of costumes at the 2012 Steampunk World's Fair.
1UP Video Game SWAT
Our friends at 1UP provide fodder for this special homage edition of video game Fashion SWAT.
About This Column
Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT.
