2008 Fashion SWAT Halloween Costume Spooktacular!
It must be the season of the witch! Fashion SWAT is back to gnaw on your funnybones with the worst costumes of the Halloween season.
Wool Fetish SWAT
Dr. Thorpe and Zack kick down the door of a creepy German office/house where they are manufacturing all manner of strange wool fetish garments. Leave your hamburgers at home.
About This Column
Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT.
