Hel-Looks SWAT
Zack and Dr. Thorpe are back with Fashion SWAT! Helsinki, Finland supplies the fashion misfires by way of Hel-Looks.com. Once you read this article, you'll never be able to look at a manga the same way again.
Cover Up Girls SWAT
Dave and Zack take aim at the Internet superstars from Cover Up Girls; Suicide Girls with trisomy.
Liddy Girls SWAT
Fashion SWAT blasts back into action with guest writer Steve Sumner. He and Zack are on the case to crack down on G. Gordon Liddy's Stacked & Packed calendars.
About This Column
Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT.
