Mind Melter
Zack: If I have to suffer this headache SO. WILL. EVERYBODY.
Steve: You get to pick super psychic powers.
Zack: Such as?
Steve: You could possess minds.
Zack: Boring.
Steve: How about making everyone forget they saw you?
Zack: You're making me forget about this stupid class.
Steve: How about a sword of raw psychic energy?
Zack: Does it do the mega damage thing?
Steve: 4D6 at level three!
Zack: Okay, I want that but I want it as psychic teeth for my dog man.
Steve: Nooo!
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