Zack: Yiff Furry: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Steve: Seems like maybe you should just turn back into a dude to shoot a machine gun. I mean, I'm not judging or anything, but what's the advantage of being a big wolf man?
Zack: Self-esteem.
Steve: Why the mask? We can't hide our true nature of being a wolf man behind the masks society forces us to wear.
Zack: You ever put a sweater on a dog for Christmas or Halloween? Now try it with a body suit and about 20 straps and holsters.
Steve: Is that when you would rage?
Zack: Steve, I will never rage.
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