The Art of Vampire: The Masquerade (1990s)

Steve: I still have this book! The Succubus Club was like the nexus of vampire activity and this giant super-popular night club.

Zack: That's super popular? It looks like the Spanish Masters exhibit at the Art Institute of Chicago on a Thursday morning.

Steve: I mean, I guess even a vampire night club has its off nights.

Zack: I've seen more people in a skim tank at a sewage processing plant. And why is this guy balancing on girders? Is he the act for the night?

Steve: I think he's supposed to be sneaking. I don't remember what the adventures were in the book.

Zack: Yeah, better sneak around up in the girders because someone might notice a person actually on the dance floor and wonder what the hell was happening.

Steve: Maybe they found out that vampires are just trying to drink blood and talk about politics and stuff.

Zack: If the general public heard there were real vampires at a night club that place would be packed tighter than a Kardashian at a VIP Super Bowl party with pasty sdancing white girls in search of their Edward to fly them to a treetop and fuck the crocs right off their cankles.

Steve: You want to think about it for a minute and then see if you can come up with a tenth reference for that sentence?

Zack: No, I'm good.