Zack: Edward Cullen!Steve: Oh thank god, Twilight. I thought you were gonna say something about twinks again and I don't even know what that is for sure. I thought it had to do with min-maxing your character, but you make it sound gay.
Zack: I'm not 100% sure either. I think it's basically Edward Cullen from Twilight. I think he's a twink.
Steve: Maybe it means a sparkly vampire guy who loves frumpy teenage girls.
Zack: The more I look at this picture the less I'm seeing Twilight dude and the more I'm seeing Count Chocula.
Zack: It's such a hack comparison I hesitate to make it, I just can't deny it. They based this dude on Count Chocula:
Steve: Similar, maybe, but I think it's a stretch. The main thing is Count Chocula doesn't have any tattoos.
Steve: Or lips.
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