Zack: This is "Hak-Talon, Master Vampire."
Steve: Get the buckets.
Zack: According to the book, he basically became a Master Vampire, slaughtered hundreds of people and summoned the alien vampire motherbrain that exists in Rifts to earth all because he got friend zoned.
Steve: Not all vampires.
Zack: I want to write out that I groaned really loud at that. Just for the record. Because it's going to look really stupid in about a month.
Steve: I am pretty sure it looks stupid now.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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