Zack: Oy, Steve! I don't even know what to say with this one.
Steve: It's a sexy babe with attitude and obviously she has mega damage capacity and these punks are shooting her with SDC weapons.
Zack: Be honest: how many times have you had the dream where you shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts?
Steve: No more than four times.
Steve: But usually they don't bounce off they go into her boobs and she moans and then her boobs get bigger and bigger the more I shoot my gun into them.
Zack: Did you start having these dreams after you saw this cover?
Steve: No, but after I saw the cover the woman was Anjelica Huston.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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