Zack: Only in Rifts is Canada too much for a single 194-page volume. Not even Canadian history books are that long.
Steve: Kevin Siembieda could probably turn an empty gymnasium into a worldbook.
Zack: Rifts Gymbook 985: Shyrts and Skyns Nightmare Realm.
Steve: Rifts Sourcebook HORSE.
Zack: The letters could each be a different character class with locational damage tables.
Steve: Random charts for what game Skull Coach is going to make you play that day.
Zack: Plus they'd recycle a bunch of crap from past supplements like Glitter Boys and mutant warthogs and Mexican vampires.
Steve: Sounds about like 8th grade to me.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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