Zack: Of Montreal's stage show just keeps getting better.
Steve: Wooooooo! Spring break Manitoba was awesome!
Zack: Yep, went on a booze cruise to another dimension on Curdy's houseboat, fought some robot dudes with chainsaws and got messed up and tried to ride a cyber centaur.Steve: Canada is way better after the world ends.
Zack: Don't knock universal healthcare, Steve.
Steve: I prefer for the free market to provide solutions to my need for a cyborg horse body and a vibrating knife hand.
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About This Column
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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