Steve: Tolerance has come a long way since Kult was published, but I still don't know if America is ready for a homoskeletal couple.
Zack: Don't you dare try to gender that skeleton.
Steve: Fair point. A skeleton did not shed its human flesh and grow a long neck just to be called a man by the likes of me.
Zack: Also skeleton is their word now. We're supposed to call them bone masters.Zack: Which has nothing to do with tolerance, they just demand we call them bone masters and they will make you do it.
Steve: As I have always warned, the real horror is inside us. A bone master waiting to come out.
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