May, 1984
Zack: Yes, a totally badass robot. Uhhhhhh, huh.
Steve: Look at that, man, he has like a cool gun and a wire beard and some sort of thrusters on his forehead.Zack: And it's just about the robot?
Steve: Just the robot.
Zack: It doesn't have annnnnnything to do with this woman with the three dimensional areolas popping out of a shirt sized for a baby?
Steve: What a disgusting suggestion. I hadn't even noticed that she had a huge rack busting out.
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