November, 1980
Steve: See! This one isn't about boobs. You can only see like, at most, half of one boob. And it's a chrome boob, so in my opinion you could see the whole thing and it only counts as half a boob.
Steve: This one is a classic!
Zack: Yeah, alright, you got me. When I think of Heavy Metal I do pretty much automatically picture a Sorayama chrome robot lady.
Steve: Back when it was okay to be turned on by robots.Zack: That's really all that needs to be taught in schools about the 1980s.
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