Steve: Oh man, this one is awesome and super gross. A giant head that walks around on veins and guts and tries to eat people.
Zack: Pac-Man probably shouldn't have come to his 30-year reunion. Especially not since the divorce.
Steve: "It's Mrs. Clyde now and we're very happy!"
Zack: "Baaaaaaby, I brought you cherries! Come on, baby! Remember how we used to go into that square path up in the corner together?"
Steve: "You're drunk and you should leave."
Zack: He starts reaching for a power pellet, but the egg and hot dog from Burger Time drag him out into the parking lot and beat the shit out of him.
Steve: It wouldn't hurt so much if she weren't still so beautiful.
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