Steve: Oh heck yeah now this is what I'm talking about. You just straight up take that ugly, big-titty harpy and you turn her into some little foxy elf woman.
Zack: Would you do turkey legs here?
Steve: I'd snap her wishbone dude.
Zack: I don't know about that. I'd be afraid of those hands. I bet she can't wipe too well with those things.
Steve: She'd look like a turducken when I was done with her.
Leucrotta by Suleyman
Steve: The Leucrotta is hated by all.
Zack: There's somebody out there that would answer her ad on Craigslist. Looking For: Newports.
Steve: The only person who is going to track her down wants the XP.Zack: There are different ways to earn the XP, Steve.
Steve: Noooo!
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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