Zack: I've had some bad trips to the dentist before, but this one tops them all.
Steve: When you got shot back then they just had to chop off your arm or leg or whatever so they had all these arms and legs sitting around and needed a use for them.Zack: Forceps?
Steve: Also chip clips.
Zack: I don't think they needed chip clips back then.
Steve: Savages.
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