Steve: Hey, it's the Satan for those Flying Spaghetti Monster people.
Zack: Uh, no, there's no such thing as evil logic, Steve.
Steve: What about an evil robot?
Zack: Do you mean Barack Obama's secret drone program killing American citizens?
Steve: No, I mean like Chopping Mall, where the robots exploded the heads of girls running around in their panties.
Zack: They were just doing what they were programmed to do. You can't be evil without free will. It's the same reason we don't execute insane people.Steve: If you can't execute insane people then what is the point of the death penalty?
Zack: Good question. Why don't you ask it to Barack Obama's secret drone program killing American citizens.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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