Applewhite
"Hang on, gotta go see what the ol ball and chain wants."
let me in mom!!!
...AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED!
sout/ Applewhite
"I've heard of clawing your way to the top, but this is ridiculous!"
Applewhite
"I've heard of a server farm, but this is ridiculous!"
Applewhite
"I've heard of the typing pool, but this is ridiculous!"
Applewhite
"I've heard of a jury pool, but this is ridiculous!"
Tace Vim
"...this tragedy could have been avoided if it was mandatory to have 20 seatbelts in a single car."
Applewhite
"Fuck off, clown."
Thanks to Applewhite for pointing out the contest, and to the Goons for all the unofficial entries!
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