The Least Essential Wikipedia Pages

amf5

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DefecatingSeagull.jpg

"This is a featured picture, which means that members of the community have identified it as one of the finest images on the English Wikipedia"

Web Jew.0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powered_exoskeletons_in_fiction

axolotl farmer
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fictional_last_words_in_video_games

Hammerite
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fictional_last_words_in_video_games#GUN
* NOOO!
o Who: Sadie
o Source: GUN
o Note: She slaps Reed and runs but Reed kills her by throwing an ax, hitting her in the back of the head through her umbrella.

GottaPayDaTrollToll
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fictional_last_words_in_webcomics
* The only help you're getting from me is... an ass... kicking... fag...
o Who: Brett Taggerty
o Source: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire
o Notes: Just before this, Celesto Morgan had asked the character for help with "an experiment". Morgan then floods the character's body with chaos, causing him to melt on the spot.

Aleksei Vasiliev
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_things_which_are_neither_production_nor_consumption

that's my fav redirect

RZApublican
"David Graeber attempts to synthesize the insights of Karl Marx and Marcel Mauss. He sees value as a model for human "meaning-making". Starting with Marxist definitions of consumption and production, he introduces Mauss's idea of "objects that are not consumed" and constructs a list of things that are neither consumption nor production. Graeber's list includes those human activities that are not consumption, in the narrow sense of simply purchasing something, and are not production, in the sense of creating or modifying something intended for sale or exchange. It includes:

* cooking a meal
* extinguishing a fire
* dressing and undressing
* applying makeup
* watching television
* playing in a band
* falling in love
* reading
* listening to music
* going to a museum or gallery
* taking a photograph
* gardening
* writing
* conducting a coming of age ceremony
* going window shopping
* exercising
* acting
* turning around in a circle
* teaching
* having an argument
* playing games
* having sex
* attending a religious service
* looking at old photos"

Kirk
"turning around in a circle"