Dinosaurmageddon
> Treat neighbor as though Mexico and self as USA
> Collect prizes from petunia bushes
SomePacifist
>pickup shotgun
>equip shotgun
Borden
Uxzuigal
>Make a nasty yo momma joke to the ugly kid.
Borden
Applewhite
>Fuse with the pink-haired Pearl
Borden
Dinosaurmageddon
> INDUCE Berserk
Command Ant
Point accusingly at Sabertooth's crotch bulge and condemn him for corrupting the neighborhood's youth
Borden
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