It's been a while since we've had a CYOA in the Comedy Goldmine. Luckily, Borden has come to the rescue, with a story about one man doing whatever it takes to achieve his heart's desire. A story that gets NSFW from page 5 on, by the by, so be warned!
Borden
Hogge Wild
> make cape out of the blanket
symbolic
>eat pillow
Give Pat a Job
Vote for Trump
Borden
Dinosaurmageddon
> Dress for Success
Borden
bobthedinosaur
> ride the X-jet and shoot roman candles at bicyclists
Applewhite
Eat candy to get your energy up.
guidoanselmi
have a sensible breakfast because voting needs a lot of energy. check your fridge!
Borden
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