axolotl farmer
Dollar store 
candy
SpacePig: I have to say, I'd buy the shit out of Sour Kiddos. What a great name.
aehiilrs
Flavor Bear: Frittles: Eat a rainbow!
Vlaphor
Today I show off a whole assortment of knockoff candy from the game "Vampire: The Masquerade -- Bloodlines."
If you make a trip to Dollar Pal like Leofish, you too can score some sweet cereals, plus crackers from Vietnam!
DeKalb: The only place I've seen American Star Cola 
for sale is in Mexico.
Here are some more:
Miss-Bomarc
From "Nob Hill", part of the Raley's grocery-store chain in the SF Bay Area:
Big Grunty Secret
Spotted in a grocery store in Rome. Knockoff 7-Up!
Lurking Haro: Does it go flat as soon as you open it?
Georgia Peach: You die as soon as you drink it.
CzarChasm: I really like how the brand name is almost despair. It just seems to go hand in hand.
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